Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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