What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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The WNBA

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