Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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A scottish man having fun

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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A joke

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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A ginger rapping.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Men's rights.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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25

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lololololololololol

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The chicken crossed the road.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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S.O.P.A

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