How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Hitler is my role model

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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