A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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