If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

speak now or forever hold your pee

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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