There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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