If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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My kids are mistakes.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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