What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Republicans

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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bacon

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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