So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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whats forever alone me

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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if you read this you are gay

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Anti Joke

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