A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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    A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. He knocks on the door and the farmer answers. The salesman asks if he can spend the night. The farmer says "You can stay, but you better not sleep with any of my three beautiful daughters." The salesman agrees to the farmer's terms, enjoys a restful night, and leaves early the next morning. FTFY

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    A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, my daughters aren't psychologists."

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