Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 magnum and murdered her violently.

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    there's another version of joke...The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the livingroom. there was an beam-balance. but this one up here is waaaay better :D

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    well, i suppose the joke meant that the bullet from the gun goes 0-200 in 6 seconds but in most guns it breaks the sound barrier in less than half a second (well its a handgun but seriously, its still pretty fast)

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    Anybody who didn't get this joke is simply retarded.

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