Yeah right loser!

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Republicans

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

hit the thumbs down button

How much Is a free app on my market?

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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