Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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hey

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A man walks into a pole.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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banana

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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