- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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A man walks into a pole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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It’s dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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yeah..

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Paige

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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