whats 2+2? math.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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toast points

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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