A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Ron Paul for President!

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Top Gear USA

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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men's rights.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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