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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Why did i write this? I was bored

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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