how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Badgers are cool

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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