- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

my friend is gay hes gay

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Women's rights

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

A cow says moo and explodes.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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