Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Gay's rights

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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american government

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Your social life.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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