Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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knock knock whos there not me

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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