How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Mitch

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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