- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

A seal walks into a club.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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