On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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