A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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