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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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