- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

mark is mark

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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