Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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mooooh im a cow

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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