Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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the WNBA

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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