- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Once upon a time.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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