- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

women's rights

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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