why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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