Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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