How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Japan called... They need help.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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