What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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