Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Frown is a four letter word.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Windows Vista

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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