Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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