What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Women's rights.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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you will die someday

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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