How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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High school gym class.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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Hi

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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