- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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