I've got the moobs like jagger.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

how does peploe get around they walk

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

guess what? chicken butt.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

WNBA

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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