What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Don't rape me!

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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This joke isnt funny.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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WNBA

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