A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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penis that is all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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