Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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