A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Hey

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Haha

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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