Obama.

Yeah, totally.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Brittney Spears

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

penis that is all

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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