What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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womens rights!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

WNBA

A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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