What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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chuck norris

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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