what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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