- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Nickelback.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Women's rights.

Gadaffi

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What is brown and smells? Poop

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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