A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Come in

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You know George Washington? He died.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Hi colton

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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My butt!!!!

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Anti Joke

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