I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did the mole say? Nothing

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Frown is a four letter word.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

A fat man buys a salad

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

hi my name is? joe

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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