- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Dead babies.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

a horse walks into a barn

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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