What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Penis.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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