How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Dinosaur!

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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I'm Halarious.

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