- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

you are gay

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

chuck norris

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