- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Womens Rights.

Knock Knock. Go away!

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Women's rights.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Slavery

Justin Bieber

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Baseball

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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