Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Penis.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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