- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Your life That's the joke

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Obamacare!

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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