roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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9/11

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why....... Because.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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DANA

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An Irishman stays home

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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