- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Knock Knock Good one...

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??