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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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